BRAIN BITES

  ANNA AND THE APOCALYPSE (2017) UK 1hr 33mins Director: John McPhail "Please remember that hand sanitizer is your friend. Kissing on the mouth is not your friend" - Arthur Savage "What do I do???!!" - John "It's like the movies... destroy the brain!" - Chris "I've been calling you all zombies for years ... now fuck off!" - Arthur Savage It is nearly Christmas in the village of Little Haven but festive cheer is not high up on Anna Shepherds (Ella Hunt) agenda. After her mum died Anna is struggling to convince her dad Tony (Mark Benton), who is also the schools caretaker, to let her travel when she leaves school as he would rather keep her close and see her go to university. It's not just Anna that is having a tough time though. Her best friend John (Malcolm Cumming) is still getting bullied, Steph (Sarah Swire) is lonely, Chris (Christopher Leveaux) is failing school and his girlfriend Lisa (Marli Siu) just wants to be taken seriousl

  STALLED (2013) UK 1hr 24mins Director: Christian James "I didn't mean to smash your head in with the toilet seat or stab you in the mouth with a screwdriver but you tried to eat me ... and you stole my trousers." - W.C "You shouldn't have bothered to try to save me." - Heather "Brrrraaaiiiinnnnssss!!" - Zombies It is Christmas Eve night and the office party is in full swing... but not for some. A disgruntled maintenance operative is still on the clock and makes his way into the ladies toilet to fix some faulty wiring. Not wanting to be caught loitering in the ladies he ducks into a cubicle when he hears two drunken female employees enter. One complains of a delivery driver getting overly fruity under the mistletoe and reveals a bite mark on her chest. This, for some reason makes her colleague horny and they start to get it on. Our guy in the cubicle can't believe his luck as he peeps through the door but gets the shock of his life when the gi

 THE GIRL WITH ALL THE GIFTS (2016) UK 1hr 51mins Director: Colm McCarthy  "I'll come back because I said I would. I don't tell lies." - Melanie "Then we're alive? So why should we die for you?" - Melanie to Dr. Caldwell.  In a dystopian future most of the population has been infected by a fungal pathogen turning them into raging, mindless, flesh eating zombies. The pandemic has been rife for many years and on a base 30 miles away from the city of London a crew of Army soldiers and doctors have a fortified stronghold and are trying to find answers to create a cure for the virus. The "hungries" as they have been named are not safe to experiment on but they have a captive group of children that were infected in the womb and appear to be partially immune. They walk, talk and function as normal humans but they are dangerous and will react and attempt to eat the soldiers when they become hungry or if the soldiers protective "blocker gel" w