BRAIN BITES

  SHED OF THE DEAD (2019) UK 1hr 22mins Director: Drew Cullingham "To be honest gardenings not really my thing." - Trevor "Online gamers... heathens!!!" - Graham "Ain't no ice cream in your future." - Doc This totally bonkers British zombie comedy sees the "between jobs" Trevor (Spencer Brown) spend his days locked in his shed on his allotment, not doing gardening mind... he hates gardening! He goes there more to avoid his over bearing wife Bobbi (Lauren Socha), spending his time brewing his own vodka called Trevoff and painting his D&D figures which he plays with round his friend Grahams (Ewen MacIntosh) as often as possible. One of the other allotment tenants Mr. Parsons (Kane Hodder) interrupts Trevor in his shed with a petition signed by the other tenants to remove Trevor and an argument ensues. The quarrel ends in an unfortunate accident and Trevor is left with a rather large Mr. Parsons sized problem to dispose of. Luckily for Trev

  BEFORE DAWN (2013) UK 1hr 22mins Director: Dominic Brunt "Nice Parking." - Meg (when they come across an abandoned car.) "Yeah, welcome to the countryside"- Alex "I'm telling you it's the end of times. The fucking rapture!" - Peter Estranged couple Alex (Dominic Brunt) and Meg (Joanne Mitchell) go on a couples retreat to the countryside to try and rekindle what they once had. Leaving their kids with Megs mum Eileen (Eileen O'Brien) they get in the car and drive, just as they leave though they hear a strange blood curdling scream coming from somewhere near by. After falling back into their old ways and arguing most of the night, morning comes and Meg goes out for a run to clear her head. When she is out she gets attacked and bitten by a really angry guy in a suit covered in blood. She loses her way back to the cottage and when she finally makes it back she is completely distraught. Without really knowing what's going on Alex tries to comfo

  HAROLD'S GOING STIFF (2011) UK 1hr 17mins Director: Keith Wright "I don't know a lot about zombies but I do know they are the living dead and that's not very nice!" - Harold Gimble "He's my best friend" - Penny Rudge Widowed pensioner Harold Gimble (Stan Rowe) is the first to contract a new disease called Onset Rigors Disease (ORD). Stage one causes the afflicted to stiffen up, stage two is the loss of all their faculties and stage three turns them violent and puts them in a zombie like state. When they reach this phase there is no going back. So far ORD has only been discovered in men. Harold is slightly different to the other cases though as he is not turning as quickly as the others. Because Harold lives alone he is assigned a home nurse, Penny (Sarah Spencer) who comes around everyday to help him. Using a combination of stretches and massage Penny helps Harold to stave off ORD and they become the best of friends. The disease is rife around Haro