Film Review: DEATH OF THE DEAD (2011)
DEATH OF THE DEAD (2011) USA 1hr 24mins Director: Gary King "They're eating her, then they're gonna eat me... oh my god!!!" Hysterical onlooker. "I just want a little bite of brains is all." Cut in half ninja zombie. "Wanda, we're halfway through the montage and you're just as terrible as ever!" Master Sensei. Wanda (Christina Rose) may be a bit of a nerd but she certainly tries her best at everything she does. Being that she is an uncoordinated mess means her best is just awful. Her chosen activity of karate is the only thing she looks forward to and her weird, creepy, perverted mentor and sensei tries to discipline her in this delicate art, but it turns out he is not much better. Still he endeavours to support her through a tournament with their arch rivals The Killer Ninjas. After suffering an embarrassing defeat at the hands of the ninjas a disgraced Wanda goes running home. The Killer Ninjas victory is short lived as their bus crash