BRAIN BITES

  COOTIES (2014) USA 1hr 28mins Directors: Jonathan Milott and Cary Murnion "Oh look... CARNAGE!!!" - Doug "A line has been crossed. You can't eat the teachers man!!" - Wade "Water won't hold them off!"- Clint "It ain't water... nap time motherfuckers!!"- Wade In the small town of Fort Chicken, Illinois the Happy Poultry Co makes a dodgy batch of chicken nuggets. The nuggets in question are cooked up in the cafeteria of Fort Chickens elementary school where one unfortunate child tucks into it. In the meantime, Clint Hadson (Elijah Wood) returns to his parents house at Fort Chicken, as he struggles to finish his novel he takes on a substitute teacher role at Fort Chicken elementary, his old school. He meets up with Lucy (Alison Pill) also a former student (and crush of Clints) who is now teaching at the school. The student that ate the infected nugget is in Clints first class and not looking great and it's not long before she atta

  BLACK FRIDAY! (2021) USA 1hr 24mins Director: Casey Tebo "This is the biggest night of the year!" - Jonathan Wexler "What was wrong with that lady?? Am I going to be okay????" - Emmett "I got your discount right here." - Ken Bates Employees of the We Love Toys store are all gearing up for their big Black Friday event. Foregoing family thanksgiving meals to work this sale hoping for the big bonuses they were promised. Staff hit the stores early but hungry shoppers have been camping out since before they arrive. A freak meteor shower rains down on the store and strange fleshy, pink blobs make their way on to the shops shelves. The first casualties are shop employees who are attacked and infected via a floppy proboscis type thing that turns them into flesh craving zombies. The infection soon spreads to the shoppers, who after being hell bent on turning others start to work together to build something bigger than anything humanity has ever seen before. Leav